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On the plus side, it’s a good enforcer of Stop, Drop and Roll. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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After finding this, Mr. McDonald realized his kids were more than anxious to take over the family franchise. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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The shopping cart ladder prototype’s only flaw is its existence. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Surprisingly, it meets NHTSA standards. Not for safety, but for a complete lack thereof like all pre-1998 vehicles. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Actually, forget the seatbelt. As long as you have your death wish you’ll be okay. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Don’t mind the holes in the back of your leather jacket, they just increase aerodynamics. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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General Electric was busy so we sent Private Fry instead. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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And I thought bottled water was only good for taking up space in landfills. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Unfortunately, climbing this will not lead to true love. Unless your true love is server crashes and unemployment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Asa Guy

Although the idea was conceived while drunk, one look in the rear-view immediately changed that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Oregon Trail LARPING is the hottest new craze, although they haven’t consulted the players manual in some time. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Submitted by: Meandering Michael

Can also be used as a splint after the inevitable broken bones. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Zank

Now they just need a perfectly calibrated trebuchet to avoid the trip to the dump. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Heather

Mix equal parts resin, hardener, and Holy Spirit. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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If you forget the combination, here’s the key. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Submitted by: rosered

I don’t think I’ll sleep in the RV tonight. Or the van for that matter. You know what, I’m just going to spend the night in the parking lot. The one across the street. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: B. Duran

There’s something seriously wrong with the hood on our Range Rover. ~Not-So-Handy Andy